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Friday, May 1, 2009

Suspect to SFPD: 'I'll Admit It, I Am Drunk'

Posted By on Fri, May 1, 2009 at 3:59 PM

Oh, dear. It seems some amiable fellow threw back a few too many beers and was subsequently picked up by the cops. I can't really make this story any funnier than the arrest report, reproduced below.

04/30/09        1:45 am                                 32nd Avenue and Noriega

Officers ... stopped a vehicle that was being driven with two flat tires. The driver was quite intoxicated and stated that he had ingested four beers at one bar and four beers at another. He then asked the officers, "Did I run somebody over?" The driver, who lives on the 1600 block of 42nd Avenue, failed field sobriety tests and then stated "I'll admit, I am drunk". He was arrested for drunk driving. Case #090449010

So, if you were run over anywhere near 32nd Avenue and Noriega yesterday, the SFPD have got your guy.

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