promising at first, but remember this is San Francisco, so you can
shave a good 8% to 10% off the competition right there. Be advised that
women here are the cream of the brain trust -- San Francisco was named
one of the top 10 smartest cities by Forbes last year -- so the kind of 'hey baby' come-on that works in L.A. or Miami Beach ain't gonna work here."
Remember, this is San Francisco! WINK! WINK! Gay males live here! And the most important thing about our gay male population is that they don't hit on women that straight men could be sleeping with. At least, that's the message I took away from Milk. Also, our women are totally smart, according to the scientists at Forbes, not like the addlepated floozies flipping their hair populating the streets of L.A. and Miami. Oddly enough, "stupid girls" was not one of the selling points for either of those cities, both of which made the list. In fact, Los Angeles, which ranked No. 19, is billed as attracting, "...many beautiful, intelligent and most importantly single women from all parts of the country." Huh.
Oh yes, and if you need a "night away from the ladies" while in SF, you can go to a jazz club, cigar, or scotch bar. Because when women listen to jazz it sounds like the high keening of an angry whale and scotch turns to sand in our mouths.
Readers of askmen.com: Don't move here. Really. You'll hate it.
