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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

With Berkeley Skirt-Lifting Bandit On the Prowl, Guide Dog Signs Become Even More Unintentionally Problematic

Posted By on Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 6:30 AM

It seems Berkeley's skirt-lifting bandit and San Francisco's Outhouse Arsonist are locked in a competition to decide once and for all who is the Bay Area's Napoleon of Ridiculous Yet Disturbing Crimes.

Meanwhile, due to the sexual nature of Berkeley's serial predator, these well-meaning -- but horribly worded -- signs for guide dogs for sale at The Lighthouse for the Blind  in San Francisco have grown even more ridiculous. So, if you see a dog (or a person) wearing these signs -- obey them.

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Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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