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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Separated at Birth? Westminster Dog Show Champ and... Gordon Shumway?

Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 2:45 PM

This year's overall winner at the Westminster Dog Show is 10-years-old and came out of retirement to compete. So the possibility of a comeback for his look-alike intrugues us.

Is it just us, or does Stump the Sussex spaniel ...

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Look a bit like ALF (aka Gordon Shumway)?

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Déjà Vu? Newsom's Big Announcement: He Wants to Cut Payroll Taxes -- Which David Chiu Proposed Two Weeks Ago

Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 11:59 AM

Is this what is necessary for Gavin Newsom to deign to speak to David Chiu? Or would a phone call suffice?
  • Is this what is necessary for Gavin Newsom to deign to speak to David Chiu? Or would a phone call suffice?

The "economic forum" Gavin Newsom needed to attend rather than accompany the mayors of San Jose, San Diego, and Los Angeles to Washington, D.C. to stump for federal funds turned out to be this morning's San Francisco Business Times' annual breakfast.

The mayor made nice on the $95-a-head, business-friendly crowd -- that's no surprise. He also, according to a breaking blurb in the Examiner, proposed cutting city payroll taxes as an incentive to create local jobs.

Now that is something of a surprise to Newsom's colleagues a few doors down in City Hall. Board of Supervisors President David Chiu submitted legislation to cut payroll taxes two weeks ago, and his proposal came before the Budget and Finance Committee today, just hours after Newsom announced his plan.

Calls to the mayor's press office and spokesman Nathan Ballard were not returned -- so we have no idea how closely the two proposals match each other. That being said, Chiu's plan is anticipated to cost the city $5 million in revenue -- and so is the mayor's. Hmmm.

The nitty-gritty on Chiu's plan: It would reduce the payroll expense tax rate from 1.5 percent to 1 percent for businesses whose taxable payroll expense hovers between $300,000 and $400,000. It would also increase the small business tax exemption to include everyone whose taxable payroll expense is less than $300K starting with the 2010 tax year. You can read the whole thing here:

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No one in Chiu's office was willing to comment on the similarities or differences of the plans -- namely because the mayor's announcement was news to them. That seems odd: Isn't there some kind of carrier pigeon service or pony express or Chiu Signal we could give to the mayor so he can manage to get a hold of the board president?

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Breaking: Police Identify Man Accused of Stabbing Bike-Riding, Off-Duty Cop

Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 11:27 AM

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The man accused of stabbing a bicycle-riding, off-duty San Francisco Police officer is Nicholas Batchelor, a 27-year-old white male from the Peninsula.

Batchelor is charged with attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon stemming from a still-murky incident at Haight and Steiner Streets Tuesday afternoon. Witnesses described Batchelor and the cyclist exchanging words before Batchelor got out of his older, green Cadillac and stabbed the officer. Batchelor fled the scene, but witnesses eyeballed the license number for the green caddy -- which is, truth be told, not a subtle vehicle. Police caught up with Batchelor at Potomac and Waller Streets, not far off. He remains in County Jail.

The name of the officer has not yet been released, but police spokeswoman Lyn Tomioka said it would be later today. He remains in San Francisco General Hospital with "non-life-threatening" injuries. He is expected to stay in the hospital for at least several more days.

NOTE: The SFPD originally released Batchelor's age as 29. He is 27.

UPDATE: Police identified 46-year-old Sgt. John Burke as the officer who was stabbed after attempting to intervene in an an altercation between Batchelor and another driver.

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Can Fledgling Four-Team, Seven-City Pigskin League Prosper? This Former Bay Area Pro Football Owner Thinks So

Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 10:30 AM

Can a new pro football league survive  this economic blitz?
  • Can a new pro football league survive this economic blitz?
The WFL, the USFL, the AFL, the CFL-USA, the WLAF -- and who could forget the XFL (He hate me, he hate me not)? The sporting world's mausoleum is dusted with a veritable alphabet soup of busted football leagues. Will the forthcoming United Football League join this legion of the doomed? The signs are there; let us count the ways:

  • The league will feature four teams playing in seven cities, a geographical oddity that may perterb fans and could possibly lead to homicidal behavior from the guys who type up newspaper headlines and agate pages (take it from someone who knows). The teams: Las Vegas-Los Angeles, New York-Hartford, Orlando, and Sacramento-San Francisco (two games will be played at AT&T Park -- and the team hasn't been named yet). 

  • The league will kick off in October and conclude its six-week round-robin at around Thanksgiving Weekend -- competing against the National Football League, college, and high school football.

  • Teams' rosters will be filled by players unable to make the cut at the NFL level -- and Americans have not typically reacted joyously to second-tier pro leagues.

And yet, there are some positive signs. League founder Bill Hambrecht, a San Francisco investment banker, is not the type to toss $50 million down the toilet. And one of the leading investors is Paul Pelosi -- as in husband of the most powerful woman in the world Paul Pelosi.

One Bay Area man who loved and lost when it comes to kick-starting a pro football league is Tad Taube, the former owner of the Oakland Invaders of the United States Football League (in fact, Hambrecht was his limited partner). And Taube isn't ready to write off the UFL as another soon-to-be drop-kicked league yet.


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Landlord Group Sues City to Overturn Anti-Tenant Harassment Prop. M

Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 8:59 AM

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The Small Property Owners of San Francisco yesterday filed suit in local district court hoping to overturn Proposition M, which passed with 59 percent of the vote in November.

The Chris Daly- and San Francisco Tenants Union-backed measure set stricter definitions on what, exactly, is meant by the term "tenant harassment" -- and allows tenants to petition the rent board for rent decreases if harassment is taking place. "Actions like threatening tenants with physical harm, starting repairs but never finishing them, demanding private information like citizenship status or Social Security numbers, illegally entering the tenants' apartment, or failing to accept rent from tenants will all be defined as harassment and prohibited by our rent control law," explained a SFTU flier in support of the measure. "Proposition M will also help tenants fight off serial, bogus eviction notices by making sure tenants get attorney fees whenever a landlord issues bogus eviction notices."

Yesterday's suit (Tim Carrico and Small Property Owners of San Francisco Institute v. City and County of San Francisco) claimed, however, that Prop. M violates landlords' civil rights and requested an injunction be placed on the measure. "Injunctive relief is necessary because money damages are inadequate to prevent or redress the chilling and punitive effects of Proposition M on free speech and petitioning."

Rather than enact an injunction against Prop. M in its entirety, Judge Paul Alvarado suspended three of its 15 portions defining harassment:

  • Attempt to coerce the tenant to vacate with offer(s) of payments to vacate which are accompanied with threats or intimidation;
  • Continue to offer payments to vacate after tenant has notified the

    landlord in writing that they no longer wish to receive further offers

    of payments to vacate;

  • Threaten the tenant, by word or gesture, with physical harm.


You can review a complete list of the proposition's text, including the suspended measures, here. The next court date is April 27. 

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Gavin Newsom Finds His Way to San Jose -- And So Did SF Weekly

Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 7:30 AM

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As part of his quest to become governor, Mayor Gavin Newsom held his latest "town hall" last night in San Jose. The question-and-lecture session attracted about 200 locals and a dozen protesters who trekked down from San Francisco. San Jose Mayor Chuck Reed joked he'd invited the demonstrators to make Gavin "feel at home."

We'll spare you a major analysis for now. In the meantime, here are some random highlights of the evening:

• Newsom let slip that he will be announcing his own economic stimulus package today, which will include $25 million for no-interest loans to small businesses. He didn't make clear where the money will be coming from for his plan.

• Gavin has a foster brother who's been in and out of prison for dealing crack. He divulged that tidbit during a discussion about a federal judge's order this week to release thousands of inmates from overcrowded prisons.

• Quotable: "I will never say one thing publicly that is different from what I say privately."

• Is Gavin a Deadhead? When it came out that a questioner shared the same name as the Grateful Dead's late frontman, Newsom couldn't resist quoting Jerry Garcia: "You don't want to be the best of the best, you want to be the only one who does what you do." Somehow Newsom related this back to education, which, frankly, I didn't understand because I wasn't on acid.

• While Newsom charmed the crowd inside, demonstrators stood outside waving homemade signs like "Gavin Newsom: The Man Without a Plan" and "San Jose: Don't get sick in S.F." The protesters were part of an labor-supported group objecting to, among other things, Newsom's proposed budget cuts to public health. Quipped Gavin: "Chuck's right -- it does make me feel at home."

• Afterward, Newsom talked to reporters and seemed a little prickly when the Chron's Erin Allday mentioned something about new Board President David Chiu convening a meeting with labor and business leaders over the weekend to talk about solutions to the city's budget crisis. The Chron had reported that Newsom was "notably missing" from the meeting. Newsom grumbled to Allday that he's had many meetings with people (surprisingly, he didn't use the word "stakeholders") to deal with the budget, and he'd been having them before Chiu was even elected. Sounds like the mayor didn't appreciate being upstaged by the new North Beach supe. So much for that new spirit of cooperation in City Hall.

• Newsom, who has a major following on Facebook, definitely attracted a younger crowd than you usually see at a political event (at least one without Barack Obama as the keynote speaker). Whether this translates into votes at election time is questionable for a variety of reasons. To wit: After Newsom finished, I asked a young looking gal if she liked what she heard. She did. One problem - she's in high school and can't vote.

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San Francisco Finally Shitty Enough to Make Social Progress

Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 6:31 AM

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Coming to a San Francisco park near you?

It took a plummeting economy and disastrous wars in the Middle East to make America awful enough to rise up above centuries of racial strife with the election of Barack Obama, The Onion reported Nov. 5.

In San Francisco, it has taken a half-billion-dollar budget deficit, criminals roaming with impunity through the streets, parks littered with abandoned syringes, and packs of near-feral dogs menacing children to inspire the city to rise above a state of semifeudalism. For this, we can thank small-statured, large-ambitioned Marcus Santiago, chief security guard of San Francisco's parks.

This week's SF Weekly describes Santiago's quest to elevate his force of 14 park docents -- known as "rangers" -- to full police status. What wasn't sufficiently emphasized in the column was the potential of Santiago's crusade to accomplish a form of bureaucratic jujitsu in which San Francisco's $500 million budget deficit is exploited to enhance, rather than impoverish, the lives of San Franciscans.

Parks interim chief Jared Blumenfeld has thrown his weight behind Santiago's proposal to give his officers, now essentially Mountie-hat-wearing security guards, police powers that include making arrests, investigating crimes, and enforcing laws other than mere park ordinances against things like camping. The idea is to garner money from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security set aside for bona fide law enforcement agencies.

Along with new powers, Santiago is pushing for new duties, which would raise money for the city while making it more pleasant.

Among proposals Santiago is backing:


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    Oops, Chase Did it Again (Allegedly)

    Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 5:30 AM

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    Last week, we wrote about how San Francisco was greeting Chase Bank -- poised to take over 700 WaMu banks in California by the end of March -- with a federal class action lawsuit claiming that the bank defrauded its credit card customers by jacking up the interest rates on "blank check" loans. (Read the post here.)

    Well, the warm welcome slap just turned into a warm welcome whack with class action complaint No. 2 in the period of three weeks. Marin County resident Eugene Reede Stockton filed a suit against Chase in San Francisco federal court Monday for alleged unfair business practices and breach of contract for altering the terms of a balance transfer offer.

    The suit's allegations bring up a acute case of deja vu vis-a-vis the last lawsuit: Stockton transferred debt from another creditor to Chase in November 2005, "enticed" by a low fixed APR for the life of the loan, according to the suit. Yet in or around November 2008, Stockton received a notice in the mail: He'd be charged a $10 a month "account service fee" starting in 2009, and his minimum monthly payment would jump from 2 percent to 5 percent of his balance.

    The class action suit encompasses all Chase credit card customers in California who accepted a balance transfer offer since February 2005, and now must pay a $10 monthly fee. A Chase spokesperson said the company declines to comment on ongoing litigation. 

    With Chase's parent company, JPMorgan Chase, having received $25 billion in federal bailout dollars, we're starting to wonder: Can the taxpayers' money be used for attorney's fees to defend a bank for allegedly screwing over the taxpayers?

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    A 'Gold Mine' Denied: Ethics Commission Spurns Rule Changes That Would Have Eased Big Donations -- For Now

    Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 12:00 AM

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    Like a bloody steak, the Ethics Commission earlier this week sent back a bevy of proposed rule changes for more cooking and seasoning.

    Along with good government types, even some members of the commission were flummoxed by the staff-generated proposed changes to the Campaign Finance Reform Ordinance -- all of which would have loosened the scrutiny applied to large contributions to politicians and allowed many more entities contracting with the city government to donate money to the elected officials who oversee them.

    All of the propositions "played to big donors, to loosening the requirements, or to having less transparency," summed up Ethics Commission member Eileen Hansen.

    Among the proposed changes up for a vote at Monday night's meeting:

    • Any entity negotiating or hold ing a city contract worth more than $50,000 is forbidden from giving money to the elected officer authorized to review and vote on the contract. The rule change proposed bumping that contract value to $100,000;

    • Those owning 20 percent or more of a contracted entity are forbidden to make contributions. The proposed rule change would lift that percentage up to 50 percent;

    • Lift the ban on those negotiating or holding a contract with state boards -- whose members are appointed by the mayor or other city officials -- contributing money to city politicians. Such state boads include the Treasure Island Development Association, The San Francisco Parking Authority, The San Francisco Health Authority, The San Francisco Redevelopment Agency, and others.  
    This last one is the big one; Hansen notes that state boards "Are where all the really big contracts are." Former Ethics Commissioner Joe Lynn notes that, if this rule change had been approved, a company such as, say, Lennar could have started making donations to Mayor Gavin Newsom's gubernatorial campaign. "This would have opened a gold mine for Newsom," Lynn said.

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