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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Chevron's Prince of Darkness

Posted By on Wed, Dec 24, 2008 at 4:35 PM

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By John Geluardi


The Chevron Corporation has exposed its pestilent underbelly by hiring William J. Haynes II, a Department of Defense attorney who compiled lists of violent interrogation techniques for shadowy U.S. detention centers.

Chevron hired Haynes on as its chief corporate council in April, two months before the Senate Arms Services Committee (SASC) completed a bipartisan investigation that found Haynes' actions at the Department of Defense "deeply troubling."

In 2002 Haynes recommended a menu of 15 dehumanizing interrogation techniques to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld that included stress positions, removal of clothing, light deprivation and exploitation of phobias such as the "Arab fear of dogs." Rumsfeld eagerly signed off on Haynes' recommendations and dispatched a memo to Guantanamo Bay and other detention centers so they could be used on "enemy combatants," according to the senate investigative report.

The brass of nearly every branch of the U.S. Military vigorously opposed Haynes' ghoulish techniques. The opposition was so great, the list in part spurred Bush Administration lawyers to justify certain techniques by reworking the legal definition of torture so the CIA would be free to use nasty little methods such as waterboarding, a technique that simulates drowning. The method was invented by the syphilitic fiends who conceived the Spanish Inquisition (waterboarding was not on Haynes' list).

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All Bingo Hall Wants for X-mas: P-E-R-M-I-T-S

Posted By on Wed, Dec 24, 2008 at 12:50 PM

By Lauren Smiley

 

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So much for $20 tucked in a greeting card from Grandma. Army Street Bingo is hoping Santa (well, at least a jolly Superior Court judge) will deliver a surprise worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

As in our story this week, the police have denied bingo permits to eight San Francisco non-profits that run fund-raising games at the bingo hall on Cesar Chavez for 2009, citing multiple violations of the law. With the clock till January 1 ticking, and no answer yet on whether police will overturn the denial, the bingo hall's landlord is now demanding that Superior Court intervene to save the games.

Wednesday morning, the San Francisco Community Service Center (the official name for the hall better known as Army Street Bingo) filed a writ of mandate in the court asking for a last-minute injunction on the permit denials. The injunction would allow the non-profits to continue holding games legally in the new year until the matter can be heard in court.

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Coming Soon to the Tenderloin: Another Dirty, Poorly Lit Place For Books

Posted By on Wed, Dec 24, 2008 at 10:47 AM

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By Peter Jamison

Transporting a collection of books, records and periodicals that purportedly surpasses 1 million volumes is no small feat. Imagine doing so on a litter-strewn block in one of the city's worst neighborhoods, dodging local toughs and zig-zagging wheelchairs at every step, and you've got the case of McDonald's Bookshop owner Itzhak Volansky.

Evicted from his cavernous Turk Street shop earlier this month by the Tenderloin Neighborhood Development Corporation, Volansky is supposed to already be gone. (TNDC gave him the boot over unpaid rent; the amount is in dispute, but Volansky admits it was at least $10,000.) At McDonald's on Tuesday, however, the scene was a grossly magnified version of the typical college freshman's dorm room on the last day of school. Books lined the walls and littered the floors. It seems improbable that Volansky is actually going to clear out his inventory before TNDC loses patience.

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The good news is that he may not have far to go. Volansky said yesterday that he plans to open a new McDonald's Bookshop just a block away, at 120 Turk St, in a commercial space that he owns. The venue is smaller, But McDonald's Part Deux should still offer a fix for bibliophiles inclined to spend hours grazing through vintage erotica, obscure sociology texts, and the various other outlands of the literary universe that Volansky offers his clients.

But they may have to wait. "It's going to be awhile," Volansky tells SF Weekly, before he opens the new store. One downside, he adds with a smile, of the one-block move: "It's not going to be as nice as this beautiful part of town."

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Fong Retires with "Dignity"? Nope: Try "Perjury."

Posted By on Wed, Dec 24, 2008 at 8:06 AM

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Every time I think the Mayor's office couldn't take 100 homicides any less seriously, he one-ups himself with a stunt like this.


By Benjamin Wachs

There's lies, damn lies, and then there's the stunt that Gavin Newsom and Heather Fong just pulled.

Silent Fong's supporters are going on about how SF's top cop is retiring on her own terms, with dignity - but the problem has always been that her dignity came at the expense of law enforcement in San Francisco...and nothing could illustrate that better than the way she chose to leave.

According to the timeline now widely accepted:

• Fong told the Mayor over a month ago that she would leave in April.
• Last Wednesday, she attended a joint meeting of the city's Police Commission and Public Safety Commission - where she told the city's two most important law enforcement boards that she would be a partner in a proposed massive reorganization of the police department and promised to oversee long-term changes.
• On Saturday, she announced her retirement on Gavin Newsom's radio show.

What does this mean? It means that when the city was trying to have a crucially important conversation about the future of law enforcement in this town, the Chief of Police and the Mayor were withholding vital information from the people who needed to know it most.

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The 19-Year-Old Hipster's Ironic Gift of Choice: Rotary Phones From the Johnson Administration

Posted By on Wed, Dec 24, 2008 at 6:00 AM

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By Joe Eskenazi 

The Partridge Family bus notwithstanding, not everything

about the 1970s trumped today's world. Everyone wore polyester - and smoked - a

combination that could very well turn you into The Human Torch. And yet, after one lit himself ablaze (or, as both my parents managed to do,

independently, immolate the back seat of the car via a poorly tossed cigarette)

you could count on your call to the paramedics going through. Clunky as they

are to the modern eye, Sgt. Pepper-era phones were built to last.

Those young enough to have never watched childhood images of

themselves placed beneath the dial of the rotary phone cartwheel to and fro as

they placed a call probably don't remember this, but, prior to about 1980, one

didn't buy a phone - you leased it from the phone company. In many ways,

telephone technology has pushed the limits of human imagination; we're fending

off commercials these days for products that are higher tech than the stuff

Kirk and Spock used on Star Trek. But,

now that phones are a standard consumer item, planned obsolescence has kicked

in. If manufacturers figure you're going to upgrade in a year or two, there's

no need to build a phone that'll last much longer - in fact, it'd be

counterproductive. Not so in the olden days. Rotary phones were constructed to

outlast their owners, and many of them have. Dotting the antique and curio

stores throughout the city, they've taken on new lives as exotic vestiges of a

bygone age.

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