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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

When's Later, Officer? Police Decide They'll Say More About Dan Kliman Elevator Case ... Sometime

Posted By on Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 5:59 AM


By Joe Eskenazi

The San Francisco Police Department's may have called in a platoon of new investigators to probe Dan Kliman's death, but, for all we know, they brought in a troupe of Marcel Marceaus.

Gone are the days when garrulous Inspector Matt Krimsky would give detailed breakdowns of the police's working theory and shoot off classic one-liners like: "There is no evidence of foul play whatsoever. Underscore that, bold it and  print it with an exclamation point."

Sgt. Wilfred Williams, the SFPD's public information officer, confirmed Monday that Krimsky is off the case. Apparently, when Inspector James Spillane took over, there was no room for Krimsky on his team of rivals. Williams said this kind of change isn't uncommon; Krimsky is a hit-and-run detective who also investigates workplace deaths while Spillane is in homicide (Williams is quick to say that this case is being investigated as a "death," not a "homicide.").

Fair enough. But it's probably a halfway decent bet that Krimsky is gone largely thanks to being a little too quotable. He talked shop about the Kliman investigation on the Michael Savage show, for God's sake! 

Krimsky departs with more than his witty banter. Gone also are his

guarantees and deadlines. The inspector had said that "for the record"

this case would be done and done by Dec. 15. No one will ever mistake

Wilfred Williams for George Gershwin, but both of them now sing the

same tune: It Ain't Necessarily So.

Williams said that the

police are waiting on a report on the elevator from the state's

Occupational Safety & Health Administration (Cal-OSHA) to come

back. When will that happen? Sometime between today and the end of


And as for Krimsky's Done-By-Chanukah timeline? That's

uncertain, too. Perhaps we'll have a Chanukah miracle right here in San

Francisco -- the police force that only had enough gumption to keep

quiet to the press for one day will be able to blow us off for eight.

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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.


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