(photo by Margot Duane/planetmargot.com)
Election 2008 just got a little bit livelier with the announcement of John McTaint's campaign, which kicked off yesterday with the bold promise of a free barrel of light, sweet crude oil for every legal American family:
Potential supporters may show their McTainted love (and donate towards the goal of sending the man and the Bay Area-based team that built this brilliant political parody to the DNC and RNC) at the official campaign launch party, which is free and takes place on Thursday from 8 p.m. to midnight at House of Shields.
--Tamara Palmer
From the press release:
The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
It weighs over five hundred pounds.
The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
It is male.
It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
Link to the whole post here and here's a post full of all kinds of grainy photo enlargements that legends are made of. Believe!
-Andy Wright
