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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

This is the Best Thing on Craigslist Today

Posted By on Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 3:11 PM

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Yep, this poster has a "great" idea for you and three of your friends. It involves a chain restaurant that fetishizes a certain part of the female anatomy through a clever animal reference. Still not sure what it is? There are shiny, tiny, totally synthetic orange shorts involved.

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I have many questions about this post. How did the person come to own so many of these uniforms? Are the socks really "infamous?" Isn't there something strangely sad about the low res image of the flat, rumpled little outfits, all laid out on what looks like a monochromatic bedsheet, white socks all balled up underneath? It's like the world's saddest orgy just took place.

-Andy Wright

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