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Friday, January 11, 2008

Let's Just Be Friends: Unromantic Places To Show You Care, But Not Like That

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You ask to hang out, but you want to show that you just want to have a casual conversation and exchange words, not bodily fluids. Well, picking the place to meet is the first step to avoid leading 'em on. Please, don't be a mermaid. And by "mermaid," I mean, a "cocktease." Because if you think about it, that's what mermaids all are: Gorgeous women with a superhot torso, but, alas, no genitalia. They are the biggest cockteases ever. So don't be a mermaid and take a look at these cafes that will help snub out any sparks of romantic interest . —James Y Lee

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