I hate dinner parties, almost as much as I hate those people who call appetizers "aps." But if you end up having to host a little get-together with some people you have to impress and will be too busy getting those love stains out of your couch to make some finger snacks, the NY Times has put together an overwhelming list of 101 Simple Appetizers in 20 Minutes or Less. By the time you get through reading all your choices, your guests will have arrived and you'll end up putting out those stale broken-up potato chips and two-year-old wasabi peas anyways. —James Y Lee
