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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Jarring Headline of the Day: ESPN Cramming Footballers Into Tureens

Posted By on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 12:59 PM


We've heard about stuffing clowns into cars or frat boys into phone booths — but football players into bowls?

Apparently it's happening at Florida State.

In a teaser on its main page, noted that "20 FSU players might be pulled from bowl."

Either they're making big bowls or tiny football players down there in Tallahassee (or a cheating scandal could keep Seminole players out of the Music City Bowl, but where's the fun in that?).

— Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.


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