There's no need to go to Hallmark to get a Xmas card, unless you're Steve Guttenburg, in which case you should get something to say thanks for letting the Hallmark Channel be the final resting area for your career. Instead, make your own by watching this nice video on how to make a Christmas Tree pop-up card. Normally, I wouldn't give a rat's ass but it's instructed by a hot wannabe Martha Stewart with a fantastic cleavage and a foreign accent, and I've never wanted to make a Christmas card so bad in my life.—James Y Lee
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