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Monday, December 10, 2007

Fake-Rapee To Be Stoned in Union Square, Noon Saturday

Posted By on Mon, Dec 10, 2007 at 6:19 AM

Remember when we wrote about that Glen Park double-rape last week? Yeah, turns out the chick totally made it up. Now Chron commenters want her name revealed, charges pressed, fines levied, etc. What I love is this concept of dick-taint. Unlike any other crime, if you've been raped (dick-tainted), U.S. custom dictates we don't mention your name, lest others know of your shameful dick-taint. But if you're dick-taintedness is proven to be false, then by all means we pull back the veil, grab the pitchforks, and we stone you in Union Square at dawn, you filthy, lying whore. Why do people get so weird about the presence of penis? It's like this is the Middle Ages or something.—David Downs

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