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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

77-year-old Actress Tippi Hedren Mauls 450-pound Bengal Tiger caretaker, says Examiner

Posted By on Wed, Dec 5, 2007 at 10:32 AM

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Putting out daily news content sucks. You're up all day and night for your poo-cortexed readers, only to have them make fun of you when make your very public mistakes.

As such, we present a picture of the SF Examiner's page 8 today, which accidentally links 'The Birds' actress Tippi Hedren with a 450-pound Bengal tiger attack on his caretaker in Shambala.

?Que?

In our reading of it, the Examiner actually meant to report that Tippi Hedren secretly turns into a Bengal tiger and mauls her cleaning ladies for the blood to nourish her strange curse. That would rule. —David Downs

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