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Friday, September 7, 2007

Market for Dildos Crashes: PC Muscles 'Elated'

Posted By on Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 3:40 PM

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Gut-quenching, foot-cramping, throaty orgasms are up overall today a result of the apparent price crash in the vibrator and dildo market. Too bad for brick and mortar Good Vibrations of San Francisco.

Seems they've been stiffing consumers on Rabbit Habbits and lube. The Internet has set that price discrepancy straight, but Good Vibes management remains bent out of shape due to crashed profits.

Their solution: more one-on-one attention, natch -D2

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