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Monday, June 25, 2007

PETA to Michael Moore: "There's an elephant in the room, and it's you"

Posted By on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 at 11:44 AM

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Hilarious. From the letter (PDF) sent to Michael Moore from PETA's Ingrid Newkirk:

Vegetarians weigh, on average, up to 20 percent, less than their meat-eating counterparts -- meaning less weight-related problems like heart attacks and strokes—and live about eight years longer. I’m sure that your fans would appreciate having you around longer!

Now. While some misguided fools think it's unfair to belittle Mr. Moore's weight problems (see Maya's comment here) to make simple, relevant observations about his political beliefs (i.e. maybe he should slim the fuck down now that he's prescribed a prescription for health care change in the US) we do not.

Related: "The Lies of Michael Moore"

"Truths About How Fat Michael Moore Is"

"Matt Smith picks on Michael Moore"

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