When the ancient Polynesians invented surfing, they often used a paddle to help them navigate. Fast-forward a few millennia, and Stand-Up Paddleboarding, or SUP, finds itself trendy again. Part of its increasing popularity is that standing upright allows surfers to spot waves more easily and thus catch more of them, multiplying the fun factor. Paddling back to the wave becomes less of a strain as well. The ability to cruise along on flat inland water, surveying the sights, is another advantage. Finally, it’s a good core workout. If you’re sold on the idea, schedule an intro SUP lesson, free with board and paddle rental, and you may find yourself riding the waves like a Polynesian king.More
Many of us remember coming home from our elementary schools with freshly glazed pinchpots, cups, or whatever else our young imaginations could conjure up. Saturday mornings at the Randall Museum can bring that memory back, or create a new one for the youngsters. Ceramics make great gifts — especially on Mothers' and Fathers' Day. Hop on board for the Randall's once-weekly class, and for $6 and two weeks to have your work fired and glazed, you'll have all the materials you need.More
December is almost over - the New Year is coming up and everyone is busy drying off from the rain or holiday shopping. Let's take a look at what's happened this month.
Nob Hill Theatre, the all-genders-welcome male strip club, is holding it down on Bush Street, and after several decades of D, it's still S.F.'s only place to see full-frontal guys up close, seven nights a week (for $20).
There's no denying that E-40 has a zany, entirely unique voice in the rap world. And the fact that the Vallejo native has some of the most creative, off-the-wall lyrics only makes this better. To help get you through Hump Day, here are 12 of E-40's silliest, most comedic lyrics for you to giggle at just because.
1. "Choices (Yup)"
Sober as a gopher? (nope)
Higher than a rollercoaster? (yup)
Star Wars? (nope)
Yoda? (yup)
2. "Ballaholic"
I wear these glasses so that I can look like a square
but if you ever see me in a fight with a bear
don't help me nigga, help the bear
3. "Tell me When To Go"
Ooh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
I ain't got none, but I'm planning on growing some
Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb
Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones
4. "Captain Save A Ho"
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that nigga's name?
Captain save a ho, mayne!
5. "Gouda"
Oooooh, Hustlers 'R Us
My game sharper than the elephant's tusk
6. "Sideways"
When Christmas come around ask Santa Claus
Santa do you know E-40?
Bet you that nigga say "That's my homie!"
7. "Money Sack"
Dragging my knuckles on the ground like an ape
Tougher than a 3 dollar steak
8. "Money On My Mind"
I ain't soup and salad, I'm souper salad
9. "Can't Fuck With Me"
Y'all can't fuck with me, chain around my neck same color as pee
10. "Beastin"
But I'm not an alcoholic I'm just a serious social drinker
and
There's only like seven real niggas left on this earth
And I'm one of them
11. "Hustle"
I'm rare like white running backs
12."Bad Bitch"
that bitch thicker than... peanut butter in the freezer
Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'.
Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"
