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Monday, August 10, 2015

Lenny Kravitz's Penis, Ryan Adams' 1989, and a Typical Cyrus Family Outing

Posted By on Mon, Aug 10, 2015 at 9:27 AM

Last week, in the bar, we heard multiple people start conversations with the words: "Ohmygod! Lenny Kravitz's penis!" Because last week has been a lot about Lenny Kravitz splitting some leather pants on stage and showing the world — and multiple cameras — his family jewels. Sorry Lenny. We live with the internet, so now that's going to be everywhere, forever. Of course other things happened last week... but we'd be foolish if we didn't start with Lenny's junk...

Thank God he owned the situation (Twitter):
click image TWITTER / LENNY KRAVITZ
  • Twitter / Lenny Kravitz


And thank God Zoe Kravitz has monkey emojis to express her feelings about this with Steven Tyler's daughter (Instagram):
click image INSTAGRAM / ZOE KRAVITZ
  • Instagram / Zoe Kravitz

Even PETA wanted to help...
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Despite the Kravitz #Penisgate situation, headline of the week goes to... (NME):
"Busta Rhymes arrested for assault after allegedly throwing protein shake at man in the gym"

"Can I have a shirt? Where d'you get those shirts, sir?"
Nicki Minaj just posted a rad video of her calling out a guy selling unauthorized shirts outside one of her shows. (Instagram)

"Thanks for everything, Jon. We wish you happy and safe travels."
Bruce Springsteen, during Jon Stewart's last ever Daily Show, because: New Jersey. (Comedy Central)

"While the two of us have come to the mutual decision that we will no longer be partners in marriage, we remain partners in parenthood and are committed to jointly raising our three sons in a happy and healthy environment."
Love is dead: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting divorced. (Entertainment Weekly)

click image INSTAGRAM / RYAN ADAMS
  • Instagram / Ryan Adams
"Guaranteed saddest version of Welcome to New York ever"
Ryan Adams, on the fact that he is covering Taylor Swift's 1989 in its entirety. *Squeal* (Instagram)

"is this true??????? I WILL PASS OUT... Cool I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight or ever again and I'm going to celebrate today every year as a holiday. I'M CALM"
Taylor Swift took the news quite well... (Twitter)

And finally, Steel Panther just covered Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me"... with Billy Ray Cyrus. While Miley Cyrus danced seductively and pretended to know the words. Enjoy!



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