Whoever scheduled Easter and 4/20 on the same day is a jerk who cares nothing about our physical and mental well-being. I mean, the average Easter is nothing more than a sprint to the chocolate bunny finish line, but add six joints, three bong loads, eight vapor rips and nine pipe tokes, and we're shutting down Cadbury, Hershey, and Ghirardelli.
Needless to say, today is going to be a slow one. Sadly, it's Monday, and Mondays aren't allowed to be slow. Just like some bearded dude in a robe who returned after three days to wherever he came from, we too need to rise again and enter that motherfucker known as the real world." Luckily, we have this thing called music to help get our lazy asses off the couch.