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Friday, April 27, 2012

LMFAO Wants to Make a Movie: We Make Five Predictions About It

Posted By on Fri, Apr 27, 2012 at 3:30 AM

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As you are no doubt already aware, the members of LMFAO are complete and utter imbeciles. So the news that they are "thinking about" making a movie should horrify us all to our very core. Know this, everybody: They "have been putting [it] out into the universe for a minute." A whole minute! Think about the nightmare that could ensue if they think about it for five! Or 10! Or -- heaven forbid! -- 90! If they manage to pull this off, we will all suffer under their dayglo wrath. Thinking about the trailers alone makes us want to rip our own eyes out. We already know exactly what this thing would look like -- so here are our five predictions for the LMFAO movie.

1. Gimmicks, some more gimmicks, then even more gimmicks

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The one that's called Redfoo (yes, really) has said this about the potential movie: "You know how the etiquette is in movie theaters. 'Be quiet!' We might say, 'Everybody, right now! Tweet something!' during the movie. That might break the lines of the movie -- break the seventh wall. Or, 'Take a picture of what's on the screen right now and Tweet it out!' What if we did that in the movie? So we've got to really think about it before we do that stuff -- but that's what we're doing. We're thinking about that stuff. We've always got our pads and jotting down ideas."

A movie where the "characters" bark orders at the audience to use social networking sites? Wow -- that is so revolutionary! We haven't felt this good since Obama got elected!

2. "Wackiness"

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Truly, LMFAO puts the "wack" in "wacky." They try so hard that watching these clowns is about as much fun as watching a four-year-old trying to figure out how to play chess. We're pretty sure they'd go for a Dumb & Dumber vibe with musical interludes and dance numbers. We'd also put money on the fact that it will be a tale about them having to get to a show on time and all the crazy things that happen on the way to the venue. There will be at least one dumb bimbo they're chasing, and at least one scene where they have to win over bullies by being "hilarious." Please lord, may this project never happen.

3. Predictable and contrived "humor"

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Redfoo has said about the movie: "You might have to do some sit-ups and stuff [because] you might be laughing. You might have to stretch your stomach muscles." And, this is what's really alarming: When he says this, he believes he is already being funny. This kind of statement to an LMFAO member is downright hilarious. OMG! Stretching before a movie! Because it's, like, exercise! Because we are the wittiest humans alive! And you'll, like, bust a gut! LOLZ, y'all!

4. The worst acting you have ever seen


5. And, of course, really fucking irritating songs


Who buys this crap anyway?!

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