When the ancient Polynesians invented surfing, they often used a paddle to help them navigate. Fast-forward a few millennia, and Stand-Up Paddleboarding, or SUP, finds itself trendy again. Part of its increasing popularity is that standing upright allows surfers to spot waves more easily and thus catch more of them, multiplying the fun factor. Paddling back to the wave becomes less of a strain as well. The ability to cruise along on flat inland water, surveying the sights, is another advantage. Finally, it’s a good core workout. If you’re sold on the idea, schedule an intro SUP lesson, free with board and paddle rental, and you may find yourself riding the waves like a Polynesian king.More
Many of us remember coming home from our elementary schools with freshly glazed pinchpots, cups, or whatever else our young imaginations could conjure up. Saturday mornings at the Randall Museum can bring that memory back, or create a new one for the youngsters. Ceramics make great gifts — especially on Mothers' and Fathers' Day. Hop on board for the Randall's once-weekly class, and for $6 and two weeks to have your work fired and glazed, you'll have all the materials you need.More
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Five Ways That Newly-Engaged Steven Tyler Is Kinda Creepy
PostedByRae Alexandra
on Wed, Jan 4, 2012 at 8:48 AM
We were touched this past week to see both Aretha Franklin and Steven Tyler get engaged (not to each other, obviously). It stands as heart-warming proof that you're never too old or flamboyant to find love. In the midst of celebrating the Aerosmith frontman's exciting engagement, however, we also realized that apparently, you're also never too creepy to find The One either. Here are five reasons why Steven Tyler is still kinda creepy (engaged or not). His Wife-to-be Looks Like... Uh-Oh...
It took us a minute to put our finger on whom Erin Brady reminded us of -- and once we realized it, we shuddered for a full five. Yes, folks, Steven Tyler's soon-to-be wife bears a striking resemblance to Liv Tyler -- Steven's daughter. It wasn't obvious when Erin was still a blonde, but holy crap, as a brunette, it's seriously apparent. Do us a favor, Ms Brady, and get the bleach back out asap before the Tyler offspring notices. Creepy!
The Speedo Thing
Oh Steven, we know that the paparazzi are low-life scumbags with no business photographing you while you're on the beach. And we realize that you probably never intended the entire world to see you like this. But it has to be said that subjecting even a small number of people to this sight at your age is a little... uncomfortable. Seriously dude, do those things even cover your ass crack? There are more dignified ways to explore nature, Steven, and they require considerably more camo than you're providing us with here.
Being Weird With Teenage Girls on American Idol
Okay, we'll admit it: the what-the-hell-is-he-going-to-do-next quality that Steven brings to American Idol has made the show infinitely more entertaining. But sometimes, the way he examines the younger female contestants on the show is downright disquieting -- especially when he does it two seconds after they've announched they're 15 years old. Newsflash, Steven: we know you think you're being cute and sexy and flirtatious, but when you're old enough to be their grandpa, you should probably reel it in a bit. Especially if the girl is under 18.
Looking Like Janice Dickinson
Granted, this is definitely more Janice Dickinson's fault than Tyler's, but the unfortunate reality is that Steven closely resembles a psychotic ex-model and reality-show-regular who's had too much plastic surgery. And that can't help but be a little off-putting for the world. Like we said, we know it's not Steven's fault, but maybe a new hairdo could help him. Or perhaps a polite letter to Janice requesting she get off the collagen? Either way, something's gotta give here.
He's a Cabbage Patch Doll. No, Really.
Last year, a Cabbage Patch Doll made in Steven Tyler's image was put on eBay to raise money for the Children's Action Network. While we whole-heartedly applaud any attempt to raise money for a good cause, Steven will now forever be in the same category in our minds as that creepy clown doll from Poltergeist. Sorry Steven, you brought this on yourself. We hope whoever has possession of that thing keeps it locked in a closet.
Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'.
Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"
