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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Top 10 Reasons You Should Be Very Afraid of Kesha Fans (Photos)

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GIL RIEGO, JR.
  • Gil Riego, Jr.

6. Many Kesha fans can disguise themselves as normal human beings to elude detection.

Thus, anyone within a two-mile radius of any Kesha event must be treated as a potential threat.

GIL RIEGO, JR.
  • Gil Riego, Jr.

5. Kesha fandom slowly erases the divisions betwen the male and female sexes.

In a Kesha-dominated future, we are all destined for androgyny.

GIL RIEGO, JR.
  • Gil Riego, Jr.

4. Made delirious and uninhibited by their intense appreciation for Kesha, innocent females become highly vulnerable to males of dubious taste and moral character.

What can this vulnerability lead to? We scarcely need to imagine.

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