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Monday, July 11, 2011

Top 10 Reasons Heavy Metal Is Fucking Dead

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5. Your mom even likes metal now.

CHRISTOPHER VICTORIO
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But please ask her to change shirts.

4. Getting your left leg ripped off just doesn't feel as good anymore.

CHRISTOPHER VICTORIO
  • Christopher Victorio

And modeling legless for a Cannibal Corpse cover just doesn't hold the appeal it used to.

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