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Comedic highlight:
May have Hatched. Don't Know What Came Out.,"Woke up this morning to find that my Guardian Angel had shattered. The inside was slimy and green. Moments later, heard a skittering sound behind some furniture. Found that during the night, phone lines had been cut, and all the doors and windows are shut with some kind of Super Glue like substance. My cell phone has been smashed. I can't get out. It didn't cut the cable internet, so I've got online to warn you, don't buy the guarslkdj;al b bbbbbbbbbbbbbb,,,,,,,,,,,wke;lj"
2. Playmobil Police Checkpoint
Comedic highlight:
"We are really looking forward to the Playmobil Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib play sets for the next level up."
Extra credit: Toy Lacks Little Black And Brown Figures To "Profile."
Comedic highlight:
Cured my eating disorder"Before I was given these plates I was unable to truly enjoy the taste/experience of food. Mind you I have never actually seen any of the Twilight films, but that really penetrating expression on the main character's (Edward's?) plate scared me straight back into a size 12 pants. No longer do I have to endure the approbation of my family as I refuse bread/carbs and only take bite-size portions at holiday events. Now I just bring my Twilight plates to Thanksgiving or any potluck really and chow down like a pro. And for those of you spending X-mas with your significant others, trust me, nothing makes a romantic dinner more intimate than scarfing a side salad off the more ethnic looking dude's face. It's intense, in a good way."
Full disclosure: We may or may not be biased as this one may or may not be ours.
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