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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Hilarious Voicemail from a Dumb Dude

Posted By on Tue, Jul 1, 2008 at 2:59 PM

The smart money is that this voicemail from a dumb-ass pickup artist/ "complete catch" making the rounds this week has to be fake. No one is this big of a douchebag. But regardless of whether this is real or scripted, let this be a warning to everyone out there leaving voicemails for strangers: keep your messages short, and your psychological issues to yourself. Ladies and gentlemen: "Douchebag Phone Message." -- Jennifer Maerz

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