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Monday, April 7, 2008

R.I.P. Charlton Heston

Posted By on Mon, Apr 7, 2008 at 12:42 PM


The man who parted the red sea, fought for your second amendment rights, and took on a gang of evolved primates barehanded is no more. We'll miss that heroic, right-wing swagger. At least he'll never have to deal with a single damned dirty ape ever again. -- ASD Staff Report

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