We present an excerpt from the interview entitled:
HowTo: Get Your Girl Naked on Camera in Three Easy Steps
By Chris Nieratko
(Hopefully the first in a long, derivative, ultimately meaningless series.)
Step 1: She’s the Boss
“First you show her that no one will ever see this again. Let her know that she holds onto the material for your viewing pleasure. When I was traveling the world doing skateboard journalism my wife was kind enough to make dirty movies and let me take them, which was good and bad, because all the kids wanted to go to the bars and get laid. All I wanted to do was go back to my hotel room, take the bullet out of the chamber and get some sleep.”
Step 2: Lubricate Socially
“Ahh, the healing power of alcohol. It washes away all our sins. I think it really does help. Someday it may help lure another woman into bed with me and Crissie. It’s a matter of opening my wife’s heart to it. A line of women are offering, they’ve said, “you’re wife’s gorgeous, how can I join?’ I say, ‘talk to my wife.’”
Step 3: Back That Ass Up
“Yeah, let her feel in control. Get her drunk and roll film. And you have to put a little note on rule one: make copies when she’s asleep.”
Links:
Look at Nieratko’s web site, including his dirty pictures, funny writing and nasty drawings.
-David Downs
