Matier and Ross recently reported that former Mayor Willie Brown will celebrate his 75th birthday with a Paris blowout. How else will the city's bon vivant septuagenarian celebrate his birthday?
Rig his 75th election
Mention himself in the Chronicle
Decide once and for all whether to will his fortune to his wife or mistress
Get all excited about someone recognizing him
Buy a new hat made from of the skin of his enemies
Finally admit Gavin Newsom was a terrible mistake
Bribe a respected public figure, just to prove he's still got it
Call Jack Davis and remind him to bring the Jack Daniel's and the S&M performers to the party
Blow out the candles and wish for a soul
Not bother to see the doctor if his erection lasts longer than four hours
Tags: Sucka Free City, Columns, Paris, Ross, Willie Brown, Gavin Newsom
