(On a scale of one to ten)
Gavin Newsom
Rating: 8
Sourdough bread
Rating: 10
Hyphy
Rating: 3
Gold's Gym
Rating: 9
Mojitos
Rating: 9
Same-sex marriage
Rating: 8
Gay Pride Parade
Rating: 4
Bike messengers
Rating: 6
Transamerica Building
Rating: 6
Meatless sausage
Rating: 6
*With apologies to Stephen Colbert
Tags: Sucka Free City, Columns, Gavin Newsom, Stephen Colbert, Gold's Gym International Inc., Transamerica Corporation
