ALL THE LONELY BURNERS
MONEY TALKS
LACHRYMOSE INTOLERANCE
COYOTE FUGLY
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Where do they all come from? [This] is how my husband and I found each other after meeting on the playa in 2003 ("The Burning Man Missed Connections on Craigslist Are Amazing," Jeremy Lybarger, The Snitch, 9/10/15). Thanks to a friend of a friend reading them. And yes, it mentioned pink eyelashes and squirrel suits.Denise Latka
We are shocked, shocked, to discover hypocrisy in this establishment: So a tech CEO was caught on tape literally kicking and beating his wife ("Willie Brown Reportedly Offered to Help Tech CEO's Domestic Violence Charges 'Go Away' for $1 Million," Julia Carrie Wong, The Snitch, 9/10/15)? He was charged with how many felonies? And the felony case was dismissed? I'm not a fan of Sheriff Ross Mirkarimi, but even I can see this is pure horse shit. Maybe if Mirkarimi had $1 million in his bank account, his charge would have gone away... Jose Bernal
This is not our fault: Do everyone a favor and keep SF Weekly food posts focused on SF ("Between Two Slices: Oakland's Genova Italian Delicatessen," Adrian Spinelli, SFoodie, 9/11/15). It's a shit show of razor scooter riding, Libertarian value toting, branded messenger bag wearing douches in Oakland already. Herewegoagain
The raccoons are much scarier than the coyotes: Fuck this lady, and fuck you too ("Old Coyote Town," Julia Carrie Wong, Sucka Free City, 9/10/15). Fucking coyotes have no place in the most densely populated human environment in the USA. We would not let fucking packs of wild dogs roam our streets and the City of SF should get rid of the coyotes before someone is badly injured or killed, which is all they are waiting for right now, because this city hates children. FUCKYOULADY
Another one bites the dust: Sadly, this is an all-too-common occurrence for musicians in any city ("Two Gear Thefts in Two Weeks: Electronic Musicians Beware," Chris Zaldua, All Shook Down, 9/11/15). Our guitarist had stuff stolen from his locked car, right in front of his San Francisco house. In the 3-5 minutes it took him to take one load of gear in and come right back, someone smashed the window and took something. Never EVER leave your gear unattended. On tour, sleep with the equipment or haul it into your hotel room. Brown Bag Conspiracy
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