A new report out of UCLA and MIT declares San Francisco the most liberal city in America. What makes us so liberal?
• Our Gay Agenda has more footnotes.
• Even our liberal activists get protested by other liberal activists.
• Our policies are 23% more righteous and 15% less effective than any other city's.
• San Francisco's "Sanctuary City" policy actually applies to anyone with a bicycle.
• Our smugness is locally sourced.
• The most conservative member of our Board of Supervisors is a gay man who tells off FOX News.
• Our unions get busted by people who believe passionately in unions.
• Technology destroys our social fabric before everyone else's.
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