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Wednesday, Jul 8 2015
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Independence Day

How did San Franciscans celebrate the Fourth of July??

• Thanked a stripper for his service.

• Put an American flag on their startup's home page.

• Emailed random Texans their wedding pictures.

• Threw really ironic backyard barbecues.

• Celebrated a private, invite-only, much-hipper Independence Day they don't want anybody else to know about.

• Got a Ruth Bader Ginsburg tattoo.

• Showed their solidarity with the people of Greece instead of watching fireworks.

• Gathered the family to go watch the Bay Bridge continue disintegrating before their very eyes.

• Instagrammed the fuck out of a national monument.

• Netflix.

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