Independence Day
How did San Franciscans celebrate the Fourth of July??
• Thanked a stripper for his service.
• Put an American flag on their startup's home page.
• Emailed random Texans their wedding pictures.
• Threw really ironic backyard barbecues.
• Celebrated a private, invite-only, much-hipper Independence Day they don't want anybody else to know about.
• Got a Ruth Bader Ginsburg tattoo.
• Showed their solidarity with the people of Greece instead of watching fireworks.
• Gathered the family to go watch the Bay Bridge continue disintegrating before their very eyes.
• Instagrammed the fuck out of a national monument.
• Netflix.
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