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Pyrate Punx Articles of Agreement 

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1) All dogs & wench's o' da crüe shall be treated equally.

2) 10% of booty from an engagement shall go into da common chest, to help with demand o' supply's.

3) Everyone shall have equal vote in affairs of moment.

4) Everyone shall have equal title to supplies, ration, or strong liquors, unless a scarcity makes it for the common good.

5) Whoever shall be placed on sentry, and upon thy post shall go to sleep, shall in da first case be lashed by all da crüe, if repeated, da offender recives a "blackspot" (blackspot, all crew vote & write upon parchment da ruling vote with a blackspot on the other side.)

6) Anyone, including officers, who shall get drunk, while on duty, to da point of losing one's sense's shall recive one strike of da lash from each o' da crüe.

7) Each one of thy crüe shall keep thy piece, cutlass, and pistols clean at all times & ready for action.

8) All ye who plot to desert, or having deserted, shall be captured, shall have ye heads split.

9) Ye Cap'n shall have full command during engagement, those who disobey shall receive a blackspot.

10) If one shall steal's from another his/her nose or ear are ta be split. If they can't remedy themself's they shall be marooned on an island.

11) Ye spoils shall be distributed in equal portion, if ye distinguish yourself in battle da crüe will vote upon ye reward, same w/ loss o' leg or eye & da sort.

12) All musicians shall rest on da heathen Sabbath (hangover Monday) only, on all other days by favour only.

13) None shall strike another amongst da crüe, any quarrels between several brothers/sisters shall be settled ashore with pistols &/or sword, da quarrelsome two shall be placed back to back & at word of da quartermaster shall take 26 pace's turn & fight, that who draws first blood shall be da victor

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