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One Night Stand-Up 

Wednesday, May 8 2013
“One time, I met a really wild human via the Internet. He or she had lavender-scented dreadlocks and a bicycle with a basket on the front. We met up at a bar in Oakland and we were dancing to a neat DJ. Then all of the sudden he or she said to me, ‘Do you want to go back to my place?’ and I said, ‘Like for sex?’ and he or she said ‘Let’s do it.’ So we went to his or her house and did sex on each other! Then in the morning, we got coffee together and I took the BART home. And then … I never saw him or her again … because we were both really busy with work!” This is probably the type of hilarious bawdy bedroom romp you’ll hear about at the upcoming Bawdy Storytelling BawdySlam event, “Never Saw Them Again!” It’ll feature stories of a sexual and humorous nature, told by comedians, writers, and even normal people. Plus you, the audience member, can bring in your own funny five-minute sex story and read it to compete for “adult-themed” prizes!
Thu., May 16, 8 p.m., 2013

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