From the gang that brings painful tears of joy wherever it goes comes Halloween done right, at Lucha VaVOOM. Men in tights, women dishing out beatdowns, teh ghey, and ladies, listen up: We got Roky Roulette in on this one. For those who have not experienced the world's only straight male pogo-stick stripper, let us assure you that each of the words in the preceeding descriptive phrase delivers on its promise. Plus, he's hawt. And always comes up with a costume so wrong it's right -- we shudder with warmth just thinking of what Roky Roulette wears on Halloween. Maquiavelico, El Hombre Invisible, Dirty Sanchez, and Chupacabra and the Chupacabritas are some of the courageous contestants, while the sexy ladies include Moana Santana, Michelle L'Amour, and Lucy Fur. Que viva!
Fri., Oct. 30, 9 p.m., 2009
