Lyrics From "That's What Pirates Gotta Do"
You see these pirates didn't cut
Redbeard's limbs off
For throwing sand in the headhunter's eyes
And they didn't cut open his belly
While he was still alive
Taking one end of his intestines
And tacking it to the mast of the ship
Then prodding at him with a hot poker
Until his intestines came out just like this
No, they did something far more ghastly
Quite the cruelest thing that his brethren could do
You see, if a pirate had been inconsiderate
Somewhat discourteous,
Perhaps thrown sand or forgotten to
Write a thank you note or two
Then it was not uncommon
For that pirate's bottom
To be paddled by the rest of the crew
And that's what pirates gotta do
