On April 20, President Barack Obama will hold a fundraising dinner in San Francisco that costs an astonishing $35,800 per plate. What do attendees get for that kind of money?
• An opportunity to be disappointed by Obama in person
• Two drink tickets
• You can help clarify our Libya policy
• A sneak peek at the campaign slogans we're all going to be tired of next year
• A chance to ask, "What's Steve Jobs really like?"
• A raffle to decide what country we bomb next
• A gift bag containing one of Obama's broken campaign promises
• The ability to gently stroke the president's hair and call him "My precious"
• A sense of how the Big Spender rolls
