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List: How to tell if you're living next to a marijuana grow house 

Wednesday, Oct 14 2009

According to the SFPD, neighborhood tips have contributed to the busts of marijuana grow houses in the Sunset. How do you know you're living next to a growing house?

• You Yelped it.

• Telephone poles covered in resin

• Smells like Bolinas

• Pizza delivery guy went in and never came out.

• Leader of MS-13 gang brought you a neighborly casserole.

• Willie Nelson sleeping on lawn

• Owner's son bundles yard clippings into eighths.

• Mexican drug cartel cargo van keeps blocking your driveway.

• That giant sucking sound, followed by a lot of giggling

• Your dog buries Thai sticks.

High Times photographers keep forgetting where they parked.

• The crack house and the meth house seem pretty certain it's a grow house.

• You're totally high all the time.

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