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List: Gavin Newsom's next steps 

Wednesday, Nov 11 2009

Now that San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has ended his campaign for governor, what are his top priorities for his last two years in office?

• Go to Hawaii

• Stop endorsing Clintons

• Tell the homeless to go connect themselves

• Have his autobiography written by an intern

• Make his accountability matrix 30 percent more accountable

• Personally inspect every San Franciscan's compost bin

• Find his newborn daughter a lucrative spot on the Human Rights Commission

• Take credit for something funny Tom Ammiano said

• Make a list of all the people who didn't support his candidacy, check it twice

• Give his next State of the City address on Twitter

• Tap that

• Add musical guests to his radio show

• Develop the shit out of downtown

• Make the only logical choice for a politician without a future: become mayor of Oakland

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