Now that San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has ended his campaign for governor, what are his top priorities for his last two years in office?
Go to Hawaii
Stop endorsing Clintons
Tell the homeless to go connect themselves
Have his autobiography written by an intern
Make his accountability matrix 30 percent more accountable
Personally inspect every San Franciscan's compost bin
Find his newborn daughter a lucrative spot on the Human Rights Commission
Take credit for something funny Tom Ammiano said
Make a list of all the people who didn't support his candidacy, check it twice
Give his next State of the City address on Twitter
Tap that
Add musical guests to his radio show
Develop the shit out of downtown
Make the only logical choice for a politician without a future: become mayor of Oakland
Tags: Sucka Free City, Columns, Gavin Newsom, Hawaii, Oakland, Tom Ammiano
