Hotel workers are picketing
Hotel workers are picketing all over Union Square, staging multiday strikes and disrupting the delicate spirit of holiday commerce like so many hairs on a bedspread. Eww. What are their demands?
One night in Paris
Chocolates placed on bed at home
No copay for spa vodkatinis
Fewer naked guys just wandering out of bathrooms during housekeeping service
Cocktail-bar prostitutes get full medical
Bellhops no longer hop; can roll up on guests whenever
Used prophylactics on floor will be gently transferred to guest's toiletry bag
Hotel security gets some wicked Pentagon shit
Valet drivers get sponsor patches and NASCAR groupies
"Priceline" Shatner winds up dead somewhere
No more questions about missing Toblerones
Tags: Sucka Free City, Columns, Paris, NASCAR, priceline.com Inc.
