Get SF Weekly Newsletters
Pin It

Gallo's Pole 

The weirdo auteur drives morbidly toward his own money shot in The Brown Bunny

Wednesday, Sep 1 2004
Rare is the film that caters to fans of rabbits, motorcycles, Gordon Lightfoot, and fellatio, but now, thanks entirely to Vincent Gallo, we've got that demographic nailed. With The Brown Bunny, the cinematic enfant terrible who gave us the awful pleasures of Buffalo '66 returns, but don't expect a retread. Where Buffalo was a chunky novella, Bunny is a two-page short story stretched far beyond its elastic limit. Buffalo was attack, Bunny is decay. Hefty creature, tiny creature. Yet they definitely share DNA.

This time Gallo plays Bud Clay, a Formula 2 motorcycle racer with a pretty golden bike, a sturdy black van, and no apparent life beyond them. After forcing us through prolonged, amateurish footage of a race in New Hampshire, the writer/producer/director/editor/star positions Clay face to face with a pretty, underage service-station cashier named Violet (Anna Vareschi). He tells her, &aagrave; la Led Zeppelin, that he's going to California and fairly easily (if pathetically) persuades her to join him. Then he steals a few kisses and heads off without her, sticking us in the passenger seat for what may be the most authentic -- and anesthetizing -- drive across America ever filmed.

Whatever Gallo learned working hand in hand with Hollywood on Buffalo '66 he has purposely unlearned here. This is beyond minimalist. Shots don't merely linger; they loiter. With his designer stubble and ornate forelocks, Gallo's almost a dead ringer for Viggo Mortensen's Aragorn (minus the chin dimple), and he makes damned sure we spend about half the movie observing angles of his face, in endless tight close-ups, driving and brooding. Until his movie's climax -- pun inevitable -- the remainder involves mostly road footage from coast to coast, hypnotic by default, sometimes with cool songs and scoring, but a million miles from artful.

This wouldn't be such a burden if the dialogue and performances didn't also sag. Gone are Buffalo's edgy riffs of "Ginger ale is pop!" and "spanning time," replaced by what feels, at best, like a drama workshop -- sans drama and sans work (Christina Ricci, you are missed). Gallo's theme here is pathos, and he handily manages that, but his reedy readings fall remarkably flat. It's as if Billy, his lucky loser from Buffalo, has morphed into a loveless, inarticulate lump of ... well, Clay. He still craves being cradled like a baby, but he's moved significantly closer to death's door.

Along his lonesome road, give or take the white light and white heat of a test ride in Utah's Bonneville Salt Flats, Clay encounters a few broken blossoms. After wooing and dumping Violet, he comes across a sad woman named Lilly (Cheryl Tiegs) at a rest stop, and they sit in sad silence and share some sad close-ups together before he sadly leaves her. When he makes it to Vegas, chirpy little chippies try to offer him a f--, um, a "date," and he briefly, hesitantly chooses one named Rose (Elizabeth Blake), but only for a chaste whirl around the block and a sack of deep-fried crap before she, too, is back at the curb.

Clay's favorite flower, his only flower, is Daisy (Chloë Sevigny), for whom the wretch quests like a dipshit Don Quixote for his dumb-ass Dulcinea. All we know is that she's somewhere amid the insanity of Los Angeles, and that, given the hype attending this movie, he will find her. We also know that when they connect, in a bland motel room, she will pull down his trousers and go down ... in movie history.

One of the most hilarious bits of film criticism I've ever read was by Manohla Dargis, who, in her review of Leos Carax's Pola X, went out of her way to call a penis "poignant." Apparently this is also supposed to be the point of seeing Gallo's pole in Sevigny's mouth. Without the brief, graphic scene, the movie would probably get a PG rating. With it, it gets our attention. It's an utterly unnecessary stunt, but, hey, it's a pure moment. And now there's no doubt about why Gallo calls his co-star "extremely talented."

Anyway, let's rise above the silly "controversy," its backlash, and Gallo's pugnacious public outbursts. Despite the film's formalistic failings and truly absurd flash of porn, there's a morbidity here that feels quite genuine, and after the movie is over, it amounts to rough-hewn poetry. Gallo needs to check his facts regarding the actual life spans of bunnies (his eponymous one here, visited briefly in Daisy's old home, symbolizes sweetness beyond human grasp), and both of his macho crotch-rockets prove shrug-worthy, but he really nails heartbreak. His movie may be reviled for its outrageous navel-gazing or, worse, celebrated for its cheap sensationalism, but ultimately he achieves something relatable and human. He creates an emotional something out of a wasteland of nothing, an arduous feat for any artist.

About The Author

Gregory Weinkauf


Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Popular Stories

  1. Most Popular Stories
  2. Stories You Missed
  1. Most Popular


  • clipping at Brava Theater Sept. 11
    Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'. Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"