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          clipping at Brava Theater Sept. 11
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Blondie's Bar & No Grill 

540 Valencia
San Francisco, CA 94110

Mission/ Bernal Heights
415-864-2419
www.blondiesbar.com

Hours: Daily 2pm-2am
With tasteful DJ residencies, sidewalk people-watching, enormous martinis, and the occasional live jazz combo, this Mission District hot spot is a must for people making the scene…

Complete details for Blondie's Bar & No Grill »

  • Garnishes

  • Pimento

  • Garlic

  • Smoked Salmon

  • Spicy Sausage

  • Bleu Cheese

  • Ginger

  • Cocktail Onions

  • Orange Slices

  • Lemon Slices

  • Twists

  • Martinis

  • The Blondie

    boodles gin martini with a float of cointreau, garnished with an orange slice.

  • The Dagwood

    tanqueray gin martini, garnished with a smorgasbord olive feast. pimento, garlic, smoked salmon, spicy sausage, bleu cheese, ginger, and a cocktail onion.

  • The Almond Mocha

    stolichnaya kafya (coffee flavored vodka) vodka martini with a splash of chocolate liqueur and a float of frangelico, garnished with a chocolate kiss, served in a chocolate rimmed martini glass.

  • The Deep Blue Funk

    guaranteed to relieve any big city funk!! this starter kit martini is absolute citron and absolute kurant based ... the rest of the ingredients are not to be revealed, but it tastes like a blueberry freezie pop.

  • The Bohemian

    a captain morgan (spiced rum) cosmo with a float of bacardi 151 garnished with a lime.

  • The Wise Guy

    a knob creek manhattan with a splash of sweet vermouth and a float of cherry juice garnished with a cherry.

  • The Polish

    chopin (potato distilled) vodka martini garnished with a bleu cheese stuffed olive.

  • The French

    grey goose vodka martini garnished with a lemon twist.

  • The G Spot

    stolichnaya raspberry cosmo garnished with a lemon.

  • The Shaddy Daddy

    kettel 1 vodka martini with a splash of sour apple garnished with a twist.

  • The Jackieo Cosmo

    stolichnaya oranj cosmo garnished with an orange slice.

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