Burning Man is just days away. How are you preparing?
• Ass tanning.
• Scraping North Face logos off new camping gear.
• Burning roommate's art.
• Persuading parents not to attend this year.
• Concealing narcotics in friend's Winnebago.
• Homebrewing swine flu vaccine.
• Converting Audi engine to biodiesel.
• Musing on benefits of open relationships when partner is in the room.
• Living in sandbox.
• Meeting with drug procurement and concealment teams for Operation Let's Get Fuuuucked Up.
• Buying carbon credits to offset the 50 gallons of gas you'll consume.
• Trying out pickup lines on North Baker Beach.
• Securing corporate sponsors for anticapitalist playa art fundraiser.
• Testing penis pumps.
• Practicing saying "We're living in an alternate society" without cracking up.
• Thinking you might start a Burning Man blog, because people will really want to read that.
