In this category, there's just no competition. Literally. The Lusty Lady, a unionized North Beach strip joint, remains the only gig in town that allows you to walk into a dark booth, cough up a dollar, and watch live, Suicide Girls-style dancers fuck themselves with dildos. You don't even have to feel guilty about it, because these business-savvy strippers, who bought the club from its former owners in 2003, are getting paid as much as $27 an hour and sharing in the company profits. If the chicks can't get you off, then at least supporting the Pussy Proletariat will warm your cockles.
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