A schlockfest of cosmic proportions, 1979's Starcrash was a simultaneous apogee and nadir on the timeline of low-budget Star Wars ripoffs, its appeal as a kitsch klassic all but guaranteed by the slinking eyecandy of deep space megababe Caroline Munro, the quizzical inclusion of Christopher Plummer as Emperor of the Galaxy, and the eternally guffaw-inducing "acting" of David "Prince Simon" Hasselhoff.