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News, The Snitch Millennial Problems: Scary-Good

Millennial Problems: Scary-Good

As the saying goes: Fool the New York Post, shame on you, but fool The Atlantic, and now you’re famous. The world’s scariest - or scary awesomest - millennial is a 26-year-old guy named Pablo Reyes who played the…
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News, The Snitch Hillary Clinton Is A Total Dom Top Now

Hillary Clinton Is A Total Dom Top Now

Hillary Clinton kicked off her presidential campaign with a video that included several non-threatening LGBT couples, but only a day later, her momentum has gotten an extra boost from some bawdy, zealous supporters who were Ready for Hillary after…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist “Hunky Jesus” Forced to Cede Title After Shocking Discovery That He Believes in Jesus

“Hunky Jesus” Forced to Cede Title After Shocking Discovery That He Believes in Jesus

Scandal rocked San Francisco’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence this week after the discovery that 2015’s newly crowned “Hunky Jesus” is actually religious. “We’re reeling from the news,” said spokeswoman Sister Gloriana Rimjob. “Obviously we had no idea until the…
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Music, All Shook Down No Tickets? Nine Ways You Can Still Get Into Burning Man 2012

No Tickets? Nine Ways You Can Still Get Into Burning Man 2012

Whatever else history might say of the Burning Man Ticket Fiasco of 2012, it offers the community that puts on the festival one more brute lesson in market economics. For attendees at the longtime countercultural arts festival held annually…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Outlandish Hyperbole Expected to Bring Steve Jobs Back to Life

Outlandish Hyperbole Expected to Bring Steve Jobs Back to Life

The death of Steve Jobs has unleashed a flood of journalistic hyperbole in the hope that it would revive the great man. As accomplished as Jobs inarguably was, the headlines have -- so far -- stopped just short of endowing…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Netflix's Secret First Draft of Monday's Terrible Announcement

Netflix's Secret First Draft of Monday's Terrible Announcement

Whenever Netflix makes an announcement about something, everybody gets mad and breaks the Internet, which prompts Netflix to try to calm everybody through a gambit of great cleverness: Apologizing while making a new announcement twice as bad as the first.…
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News, The Snitch Cutting the Deficit: More Ways for Government to Earn Spare Bucks

Cutting the Deficit: More Ways for Government to Earn Spare Bucks

We noted earlier today that, because the city is having cash-flow problems of the sort experienced by meth addicts with seven girlfriends, creative methods of earning additional revenue may become a necessity. Fortunately, this is a creative place, governed by…
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News, The Snitch Cutting the Deficit: How Can Newsom, Supes Bring in Some Cash?

Cutting the Deficit: How Can Newsom, Supes Bring in Some Cash?

There's a slight chill in the air and that lovely smell of Northern California winters is upon us. And you know what that means -- the city's broke. Again. Mayor Gavin Newsom is a restaurant man, so he's familiar with…
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News, The Snitch Drivers Still Going Too Fast On Bay Bridge? How About Putting Up Risqué Billboards?

Drivers Still Going Too Fast On Bay Bridge? How About Putting Up Risqué Billboards?

Over the past week it has evolved into something of a parlor game to come up with novel methods for making people drive at safe velocities on the Bay Bridge's precarious new S-Curve. We suggested stark signage noting that the…
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News, The Snitch Tom Cable's Alleged Rodeo Clown Treatment of Assistant Just the Latest in Bay Area Coaching Violence

Tom Cable's Alleged Rodeo Clown Treatment of Assistant Just the Latest in Bay Area Coaching Violence

By now, even Bay Area readers who can't tell a football from a futbol have heard all about how Oakland Raiders head coach Tom Cable is accused of channeling Ike Turner and hospitalizing assistant coach Randy Hanson by bouncing…
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