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Dining, Bouncer Bouncer Finds No Rhapsody at Frankie's Bohemian Cafe

Bouncer Finds No Rhapsody at Frankie's Bohemian Cafe

Are you familiar with the term "catfish?" That's a person with a phony Internet avatar/photo that is sexually attractive enough to make people want to interact with them instead of run to the nearest eye-wash station. It could be a…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist <i>The Newsroom</i>, Episode 6: The Wit Is Back, but Idiocy Abounds

The Newsroom, Episode 6: The Wit Is Back, but Idiocy Abounds

As you may have read, we hated last week's episode of The Newsroom, in which the sharp dialogue was replaced with self-conscious pap, and the fast-paced storylines were replaced with schmaltz. So what did we get this week by way…
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News, The Snitch Rick Santorum: Don't Know Much About History

Rick Santorum: Don't Know Much About History

Rick Santorum, pictured here with his smart glasses It's a shame the "Shit X says" meme is dying out, because Rick Santorum is on a roll. In related news, the "Rick Roll" meme seems to have died, too. Shame, that.It…
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News, The Snitch

Rick Santorum Probably Didn't Mean to Almost Say That Racial Slur

If Rick Santorum ever became the leader of the free world, we would be the very first to move to Canada. Hell, it's a tempting enough just watching him run for president. And although we have learned that Santorum is…
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News, The Snitch Jelly Belly, Host of Rick Santorum Rally, Is Sweet on the GOP

Jelly Belly, Host of Rick Santorum Rally, Is Sweet on the GOP

The Jelly Belly factory is a beacon of American manufacturing. It is also a fine choice for wholesome family outings. Plus Ronald Reagan loved jelly beans. Sounds like the perfect location for a conservative darling's presidential campaign rally.Rick Santorum certainly…
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Music, Sizzle & Fizzle Sizzle & Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle & Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle • Drake wouldn't let us forget his obsession with clothes in San Jose, calling out audience members for their sartorial choices and declaring magenta "too feminine." In between chats, he powerfully performed new hits and crowd favorites, showing us…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Jaap Blonk's Vocal/Visual Assault Is Strange, Difficult, Silly -- And Amazing

Jaap Blonk's Vocal/Visual Assault Is Strange, Difficult, Silly -- And Amazing

When idiots talk about wanting to de-fund the arts, Jaap Blonk is the kind of artist that they're angry about. He makes wacky sounds with his mouth and throat and gets paid for it, which could mean that he's…
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News, The Snitch Santorum Gaining Ground Among California GOP Voters

Santorum Gaining Ground Among California GOP Voters

Mitt Romney, the leading contender for the GOP presidential nomination, has to watch his back among voters in California's Republican primary, according to a new poll.The poll from the Public Policy Institute of California shows that U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist How to Win Political Arguments

How to Win Political Arguments

Does posting political shit on Facebook ever affect the political opinions of people you're friends with who don't agree with you? I mean, even if my right-wing friends don't read all the anti-Santorum shit that I and half of my…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist How to Resist Drinking the Internet Haterade

How to Resist Drinking the Internet Haterade

Lately I have seen more and more rudeness online -- or let's call it socially inappropriate or rude remarks, name calling, denigrating, lying -- that is personally offensive. When the Internet first became open to the public, there were chat…
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Music, Sizzle & Fizzle Sizzle & Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle & Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle • The Warren Hellman Public Celebration brought stars like Emmylou Harris and Old Crow Medicine Show to two stages at Ocean Beach on Sunday, and reproduced all the magic that makes Hellman's Hardly Strictly Bluegrass so beloved. It was…
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Music, All Shook Down Dave Mustaine Confirms Idiocy Twice in One Week

Dave Mustaine Confirms Idiocy Twice in One Week

As you may have already heard, a couple of days ago, Megadeth's Dave Mustaine told musicradar.com that he was "hoping that whatever is in the White House next year is a Republican" (he knows politicians aren't robots right? Surely that…
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Music, All Shook Down Rick Santorum, 1975 Loretta Lynn Has Something to Say to You

Rick Santorum, 1975 Loretta Lynn Has Something to Say to You

This morning, a Wyoming gasbag who backs Rick Santorum puked up some ridiculous words on TV news for all us Internet people to laugh at. (This is what TV news is for.) Big-money Santorum super PAC donor Foster Friess told…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Six Serious Questions We Want to Ask Opponents of Same-Sex Marriage

Six Serious Questions We Want to Ask Opponents of Same-Sex Marriage

Hi, Opponents of Same-Sex Marriage! I suppose you're wondering why we've invited you here today, the day Washington state joined the world of the future by approving the kinds of weddings you don't care for. It's not to denounce you,…
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