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Music, Reviewed Erase Errata

Erase Errata

Dance-punk may be passé, but it sounds like the ladies of Bay Area terror-pop trio Erase Errata never got the memo. And that's a good thing because their flash was never in the same pan as expendable losers like the…
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News, Infiltrator Onward Christian Ex-Gays

Onward Christian Ex-Gays

"OK, time to get into the hot seat!" the leader of the Fellow Warrior support group announces. I'm herded over to the coffee table in the center of a small back room in a crappy two-story office complex. I sit…
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Dining, Social Grace

You Make Me Sick

Dear Social Grace, How can I tell ailing co-workers to cover their mouths when they cough? For months, a poor fellow near me (yes, we are in cubicles) has been coughing. Now, as you might expect, but not expectorate, another…
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Best of San Francisco, Food & Drink

Best Restaurant Policy

If you're among those who were starting to wonder if San Francisco was devolving into a place with a bottom line and little else, here's a story of redemption that comes from, of all places, the Financial District. On the…
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Music, LiLiPUT/Kleenex


For decades, the Zurich-based art-punk ensemble Kleenex has held a peculiar fascination for high-minded music listeners. From 1978 to 1983, this all-woman combo released a series of screechy, off-kilter records that placed it amongst other purposefully difficult bands such as…
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Calendar, Halloween

Savage Love

Hey, Faggot: I read in a book of sex facts that a male will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen during his lifetime. How much of this do you think ends up in Kleenex? RM Hey, RM: It depends on…
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