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Okay, So the Choices are "No Pay" or "No Job" It's hideously embarrassing, but we recently realized we're flat-out addicted to FuckedCompany.com, the dot-com deadpool. And before anyone accuses us of Schadenfreude -- it isn't that. It's the messages posted…
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Pants, X-Small and X-Large You have to take your triumphs where you find them, so Dog Bites, who had been eyeing the envelope containing the PG&E bill with approximately the same enthusiasm as we might had its contents actually been…
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The Moments That Make Up a Dull Day It must be nice to lead a quiet life. Dog Bites was just minding our own business, fretting about hoochie papas and their sad leather and cowrie shell chokers, and wondering where…
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Bidding While Rome Burns Remember when your high school, desperate to raise morale on days on which the poorly ranked football team had a game, would declare Hawaiian Shirt Day? It worked really well, didn't it? So well that the…
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Abroad in the Hoochie Nation How we got the idea it would be a simple matter to show up at Pac Bell Park, buy tickets from a scalper, and watch the San Francisco Demons kick the L.A. Xtreme up and…
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The Great Uninvited It will come as no great shock to anyone but Dog Bites that, once again, we have failed to make the Nob Hill Gazette's Red Hot Singles List. But this blow to our social profile is nothing…
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Soylent Green Is People! On day whatever of the power crisis, we still couldn't find an old copy of our electrical bill, so we weren't sure of our rotating outage block designation. But down at the supermarket, the aisles were…
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James and Ted in Up in Smoke! People keep asking us, "How can the new Examiner possibly make all the mistakes it makes?" Up till now, we've had to tell these people: We have no idea. Just today, though, Dog…
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The Changing of the Guard Goodness, but City Hall was festive Monday. Dog Bites, who'd arrived a couple of hours early in hopes of securing a seat for the inaugural meeting of the new Board of Supervisors, strolled the halls,…
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Winter in the City Gosh, it's been a nice holiday season. Dog Bites, having tried to write columns at this time of year before, knows perfectly well it's almost impossible to get anyone on the phone between Christmas and New…
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I Left My Heart in ... Uh, How Do You Spell That Again? For a while there we thought it might be kindest to avoid mentioning the Fangxaminer at all. One prefers not to acquire a reputation for cruelty…
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Three Words: Deck Chairs. Titanic. Things are looking a little weird at the Fangxaminer -- and we're not just referring to the paper's amateurish layout. Monday, Executive Editor Marty Steffens was canned after the paper had been publishing for just…
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A Few Modest Proposals We've been fighting this cold that's going around for a couple of weeks now -- special thanks to everyone who's coughed or sneezed on us during that time; we really appreciate it -- and we're kind…
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Don't Try This at Home If Dog Bites, who's not very good at Quark and has only the barest familiarity with Photoshop, were to lay out a newspaper at our kitchen table, we doubt it would look worse than the…
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The Silly Season We just can't focus on anything. There's way too much going on this week; even if we didn't already suffer from what we think must be a mild case of attention deficit disorder we would be overwhelmed…
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Who Still Wants to Be a Millionaire? It's taken most of the fall, but something has gone out of the air. The sense of fevered pressure that pervaded the city last spring -- the Dot-Com Spring, people are calling it…
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Rocking and Rolling Another weekend, another protest march. On Sunday morning, Dog Bites wasn't necessarily feeling too enthusiastic about being vertical, let alone walking more than a few blocks. Still, we'd heard Artists for Earthquakes was going to be making…
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Stet! Rumor has reached Dog Bites that the Renfrew report is complete -- but that nobody in San Francisco has seen it. What, you don't remember the Renfrew report? Perhaps you share the sentiments of reader Doug Lloyd, who writes,…
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In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Scream You just never know when terror will strike. Sometimes you think you're heading out for a pleasant -- or at least informative -- evening, and then, well... Thursday night Dog Bites dropped by…
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Obligatory Comment on the Fricke-Parks Lawsuit Dog Bites has been sleepless -- sleepless! -- since Union City printing company Fricke-Parks Press filed its lawsuit against the Fangs. Could Grant Printing really have used part of the $66 million Examiner-purchase subsidy…
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